We really do care!

Our Founder: Paul - A.K.A noweb4u (paul@fuckmicrosoft.net)

Paul Timmins (me) is a Technical Specialist with an Internet company in Detroit, MI. I recently relocated to the area, and therefore can't spend much time on the internet outside of work. The picture was taken at a hotel I was staying at when I first moved.
UPDATE: I'm living in a house now, with a dual channel dedicated 128K ISDN connection :-) I'm always online >:-) I also run a secondary server out of my bedroom, and am preparing to add a third of my own later. This will bring the total to somewhere between 4 and 5 servers serving this site. WOOHOO!!!!

Our Associate Content Editor and Writer: Adam - A.K.A. ZeR0LogiKz (adam@fuckmicrosoft.net)

Adam has shared my Anti-Microsoft sentiment for as long as I can remember. He has a high speed internet connection in his home from an unnamed provider, and serves various portions of this site, including our guestbook. Adam also writes plenty of content for the site as well. He makes a fine addition to the fuckmicrosoft.net team.

Reporter and Official Best Significant Other: Becky - A.K.A mace (becky@fuckmicrosoft.net)

Becky spends most of her free time writing, so I figured I would put it to good use. Along with that, Becky is also my (Paul) significant other. Not only that, but I am teaching her Linux. How many guys can get their girlfriends to do that!? Guess I am just lucky :-).