o0o Gnome o0o: *jumps on your back*
o0o Gnome o0o: w00t w00t!!
v a r o tt e n: lol
o0o Gnome o0o: lez go!!
o0o Gnome o0o: *whips your ass*
o0o Gnome o0o: get along little donkey!!
v a r o tt e n: rofl
o0o Gnome o0o: damn you move!!!
o0o Gnome o0o: *CRACK*
v a r o tt e n: *runs*
v a r o tt e n: *scratches ass* that hurt
o0o Gnome o0o: WEEEEEHA!!!
o0o Gnome o0o: damn right it did!!
o0o Gnome o0o: *CRACK*
v a r o tt e n: lol
o0o Gnome o0o: im giving you 10 seconds
to run
v a r o tt e n: *runs*
o0o Gnome o0o: after 10 seconds im gonna
chase after you
v a r o tt e n: *runs faster*
o0o Gnome o0o: 10
o0o Gnome o0o: 9
v a r o tt e n: *faster*
o0o Gnome o0o: 8
o0o Gnome o0o: 7
o0o Gnome o0o: 6
v a r o tt e n: *super fast*
o0o Gnome o0o: 5
o0o Gnome o0o: 4
o0o Gnome o0o: 3
o0o Gnome o0o: 2
o0o Gnome o0o: 1
o0o Gnome o0o: 0
v a r o tt e n: *speed of light*
o0o Gnome o0o: *teleports to wherever you
are*
o0o Gnome o0o: *grabs your shirt*
v a r o tt e n: lol
o0o Gnome o0o: *jumps on your back*
v a r o tt e n: im a donkey jackass
v a r o tt e n: i don't wear a shirt
o0o Gnome o0o: i dressed you up
v a r o tt e n: *Bumps you off my back*
v a r o tt e n: *runs*
v a r o tt e n: *teleports to china*
o0o Gnome o0o: ...chine
o0o Gnome o0o: err
o0o Gnome o0o: china
o0o Gnome o0o: not going there
o0o Gnome o0o: china is scary
v a r o tt e n: haha, freedoommm
v a r o tt e n: *buys pokemon cards*
v a r o tt e n: rofl
o0o Gnome o0o: lots of little people
running around trying to sell you shit
o0o Gnome o0o: AH~
o0o Gnome o0o: pokemon!!
o0o Gnome o0o: AHH!!
o0o Gnome o0o: they will kill you!
v a r o tt e n: haha
o0o Gnome o0o: and eat you
o0o Gnome o0o: and tickle you penis with
a popsicle
o0o Gnome o0o: ...
v a r o tt e n: ROFL!
o0o Gnome o0o: you might want to teleport
somewhere else
o0o Gnome o0o: unless you know...you like
that sort of thing
v a r o tt e n: they are my friends
v a r o tt e n: jiggly poof is gonna whoop cho ass
o0o Gnome o0o: being done to you by
little pocket monstors
o0o Gnome o0o: *eats jiggly puff*
o0o Gnome o0o: tastes like cotton candy
v a r o tt e n: AH
v a r o tt e n: NOO
o0o Gnome o0o: yummy!
o0o Gnome o0o: *rubs tummy*
o0o Gnome o0o: mmm mmm good
v a r o tt e n: damnit! now his evolved form thing is
gonna be pissed
o0o Gnome o0o: (cambels soup action
there)
o0o Gnome o0o: *eats his evolved form*
o0o Gnome o0o: *spits it out*
o0o Gnome o0o: nasty!!
v a r o tt e n: AH DAMN YOU
v a r o tt e n: yeah, he just rolled in a pile of shit
o0o Gnome o0o: ...yeah
o0o Gnome o0o: it tastes like it
o0o Gnome o0o: nasty ass motherfuckin
pocket monster
o0o Gnome o0o: *flips it off*
v a r o tt e n: now pikachu is gonna beat you up
o0o Gnome o0o: ...
o0o Gnome o0o: *steps on pikachu*
v a r o tt e n: ah you fucker
o0o Gnome o0o: *squishes it*
o0o Gnome o0o: haha
o0o Gnome o0o: I am the all
powerful..uh...gnome
v a r o tt e n: aren't gnomes like, 2 foot tall elves?
o0o Gnome o0o: i am a special gnome
v a r o tt e n: lol
o0o Gnome o0o: im well...special
v a r o tt e n: YOUR REALLY A POKEMON!
o0o Gnome o0o: *gasps*
v a r o tt e n: AHHH
o0o Gnome o0o: *runs away screaming "i am
not!"*
v a r o tt e n: lol
o0o Gnome o0o: *hides in a hole*
v a r o tt e n: then why were you wearing pokemon
sweat pants mr gnome?
o0o Gnome o0o: uhh...uhh...
o0o Gnome o0o: *hands shake*
v a r o tt e n: it had jiggly puff, and pikachu on it
o0o Gnome o0o: *forhead sweats*
o0o Gnome o0o: uhh...
v a r o tt e n: and it said
o0o Gnome o0o: *slaps you*
v a r o tt e n: GOTTA CATCH UM ALL
o0o Gnome o0o: leave me alone
v a r o tt e n: ow bitch, that hurt
v a r o tt e n: *Steps on your 2 foot ass*
o0o Gnome o0o: ...
o0o Gnome o0o: *dies*
v a r o tt e n: i called gnome, now all the pokemon will
live in peace and happiness
v a r o tt e n: killed*
o0o Gnome o0o: i gotta go
o0o Gnome o0o: :\
v a r o tt e n: alright, later, this is going in IM logs, its
a classic ;]
o0o Gnome o0o: hehe
o0o Gnome o0o: coo
v a r o tt e n: later
o0o Gnome o0o: cyaz later
o0o Gnome o0o signed off at 2:03:41 AM.