fanking: hey bro whats up!
fanking: how's it going?
v a r o tt e n: hi
fanking: haven't seen ya since the party man
fanking: what's been goin on?
v a r o tt e n: what are you talking about?
fanking: hey man, this is marc winters
fanking: we met at that party
v a r o tt e n: who is marc winters?
fanking: at mike's house
fanking: man you got wasted
v a r o tt e n: dude, you got the wrong dude
fanking: i don't think so
v a r o tt e n: whats my name?
fanking: dude mike bakers house
v a r o tt e n: i dont know mike baker..
fanking: yeah neither did i
fanking: but he hosted the party man
fanking: it was fuckin phat
fanking: few weeks ago
v a r o tt e n: yeah...whatever..
fanking: shit man
fanking: i thought you'd remember
v a r o tt e n: yeah, i guess i was too "wasted"
v a r o tt e n: i had a little too much weed that night
v a r o tt e n: and a little to much beer
fanking: you did weed?
fanking: no shit?
fanking: you shoulda offered me some
fanking: shit man
fanking: all i saw was the liquor
v a r o tt e n: i only offer my true friends
fanking: hey that's cool
fanking: no problem
v a r o tt e n: me and these 3 dudes smoked up
fanking: i know what you mean
v a r o tt e n: one had a bong
v a r o tt e n: so i toted for like 30 minutes
fanking: i have a bong
fanking: i think everybody has a bong
v a r o tt e n: so do I
v a r o tt e n: homemade
fanking: me too
fanking: out of a vinegar bottle
fanking: glass
v a r o tt e n: i made mine out of a funnel and an empty bottle
v a r o tt e n: works fine
v a r o tt e n: when i got home that night my mom whooped my ass
v a r o tt e n: she smelt my breath, and found weed in my pocket
v a r o tt e n: i said it was yours, and she was like Oh, Okay
v a r o tt e n: and i said you made me drink the liquor
fanking: what????
fanking: dude
fanking: that's not cool
fanking: at all
v a r o tt e n: she said shes gonna call your mom when you least expect it
v a r o tt e n: just warning ya
fanking: dude
fanking: i don't have a mom
fanking: i live with my dad
v a r o tt e n: oh yeah, my B
v a r o tt e n: i keep forgetting
fanking: its ok
v a r o tt e n: she didnt say mom, she said house
v a r o tt e n: then she sent me to bed, and was screaming vulgurous cuss words with your name somewhere in the sentence
fanking: heh
fanking: fuckin parents
fanking: sorry about that bro
v a r o tt e n: she said next time she sees you shes gonna kick your ass
v a r o tt e n: for making me drink the liquor
fanking: dave that's seriously not cool
fanking: putting the blame on me
v a r o tt e n: dude, i gotta go and smoke it up with like 3 dudes i met, wanna join me? meet me at the corner in like, 10 minutes if you do
fanking: uh
fanking: what corner?
fanking: you seriously don't remember me?
v a r o tt e n: corner by my house, one to the left of my house
fanking: i don't know where the hell you live
fanking: i just know where mike's house is
v a r o tt e n: i barely remember anything from that party dude
v a r o tt e n: alright, meet me at mikes house in 15 minutes
fanking: do you even remember where he lives?
v a r o tt e n: yea
fanking: what street?
v a r o tt e n: give me his addy again, i forgot it..
fanking: what's the color of his house
v a r o tt e n: hurry dude, i gotta go!
fanking: what's the color of his house?
v a r o tt e n: i just finished rolling this fucker
v a r o tt e n: you wanna smoke or not!?
fanking: pocket it
fanking: and tell me the color of his house
v a r o tt e n: white
fanking: wrong
fanking: it's brick
v a r o tt e n: i cant remember dude
v a r o tt e n: i was stoned shitless
fanking: you can remember that
fanking: dave dude
fanking: you seriously don't remember?
v a r o tt e n: no man
v a r o tt e n: i smoked it the fuck up
fanking: you wouldn't remember anyway
v a r o tt e n: i know, i got a bad memory
fanking: there was no party =]
v a r o tt e n: there wasn;t?
v a r o tt e n: i dont remember
fanking: no dave
fanking: no party
fanking: no mike baker
fanking: and no marc winters
fanking: =]
v a r o tt e n: no shit
v a r o tt e n: i did get stoned though, and got laid, while i was stoned
fanking: well
fanking: sweet
fanking: dave
v a r o tt e n: so who is this, if it isnt....marc winters?
fanking: i still love you