" This really is not on, I asked you hacky cracky chappies if you would mind stopping all this bally hakzor1ng nonsense or whatever you fellows call it, but you jolly well took no notice at all. Well it's just not gentlemanly conduct, and I'm sorry but I've just telephoned the local constabulary. So if I were you I'd stop it right now because the bobbies are coming round to sort you out. Yes they are. And when they get you into the station, they will draw out their big thick truncheons and beat you, yes they will, and you will struggle but the hand cuffs will keep you from escaping and all you will see is their big muscular arms bulging in their tight blue uniforms as they beat you, yes beat you until you beg forgiveness for your wicked sins. I can picture it now yes I can "