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Local Nun Victim Of WIPO Legislation |
A nun in a local convent today was the latest of the WIPO Copyright Treaties Implementation Act put forward by the World Intellectual Property Organization. The treaty made all public bug reports illegal without the consent of the owners of the program in question. Due to the total lack of discussion regarding security flaws, the number of infiltrated servers and vandalized web pages have increased geometrically. JP of AntiOnline.com, a well-known media whore, has estimated that a page is vandalized every 20 seconds, by hackers running automated scripts from stolen accounts on foreign servers. Sister MaryJoseph O'Man of the Our Lady Of Big Spikey Things Convent was the latest casualty in this brutal war.
According to police reports, two hackers broke into O'Man's quarters last night at around 1:00 in the morning.
"There were two of them" said O'Man. "One of them was really excited he talked funny, like everything was spelled with 'x's. They told me they wanted to anal box me, and that if I cooperated, they wouldn't make me a member of the Pheer Nation. They pulled out what I guess you could call their penises, but they weren't much. They forced me down on my knees, and one of them just came all over my face. The one who talked funny was looking at the other one's pecker, and then he came right after him. They pulled up their pants and ran out of the building."
"The hackers probably bypassed the building's security system or something. God knows how they do it. I mean, the building was equipped with Microsloth Lock98. Microsloth says it's totally unbreakable. They must have had the key." said an anonymous source at the police office.
Sister MaryJoseph O'Man is currenty being held on charges of copyright violation, due to the hand-made copy of the Lord's Prayer she had in her home.