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Local Hobo Fucks Geese in Local Park |
A local hobo, known only as "Mack," was seen groping, fondling, and even engaging in intercourse with several geese. When sought for questioning he would only reply, "Goggle pant zipper king!" Whatever in the hell that means. The witnesses was a gay couple from Vermont, Steve & Ted, and a triplet of girls. When the gay couple were questioned they said , "Uh, yeah, mayuhn, we was holding hands den all of a sudden this fella here comes up and starts a-fuckin the geese and all dat" while his partner nodded his head slowly. The girls said, "Give us candy or we won't answer." Obviously, we had no candy.
So what do the police plan to do about it? "Well, next time we get a call for a 'transient' we will beat the hell of them and throw them in a deep rivah, yassuh." They will kill all hobos on this "Hobo Holocaust of 2000."
The local hobo was also reported to have fondled pidgeons under the city bridges. Tim Worthy testifies, "I saw a goht dahm pidgeon with a hobo-lookin head! I swar, thayut was the wardest thang i ever deeyuhd see." That is just nasty, you dirty , dirty hobo. Go to hell.
-- HoGs on das HeaD