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Marilyn K. Peniel Acclaimed for "Happy Crackwhore" publications |
Marilyn K. Peniel, idol of 'newbie' crackwhores everywhere, has just annouced publication of her book, "Happy Crackwhore." Millions of copies have been sold, and many crackwhores (as well as crackwhore-aspirees) have joined her Happy Crackwhore mailing list in order to learn how to become "pale-skinned crackwhores."
In addition to writing a book, Marilyn publishes the free 'Guides to (mostly) Harmless Prostitution', where she describes the pickup techniques of 'super-elite cr4ckwh0rez'. "There are some bitch-ass hoes out there who think that gaining the heroin-diseased image required for crackwhoring takes skillz. Well, I wanted to show people that just about anyone can be a crackwhore as skilled as myself. My guides to (mostly) harmless prositution are designed so that the everyday white-trash slut can become a crackwhore without a pimp to feed her barbituates and the dangers of dirty needles. However, there is _some_ danger involved: for example, I once caught a case of vaginal warts so bad that they burst and bled right through my white spandex skirt and fishnets! Remember: even though exploring vulnerabities through venereal disease is not illegal, destroying systems with them is!"
Marilyn describes the crackwhore scene consisting of "pale-skinned" crackwhores and "ghetto-booty" sluts. "The pale-skinned crackwhores are the good crackwhores, who seek rocks to smoke in exchange for sex with dirty old men, only for the sake of curiosity and knowledge of anal-pleasures. However, all the ghetto-booty sluts want to do is to keep the crackwhoring knowledge hidden to an elite few, which I think is totally wrong. These ghetto-booties are malicious creatures, ready to destroy you for a crackrock or two. In truth, it takes no real technique to obtain a loose cunt like mine!"
Marilyn proudly shows off her saggly, wrinkly breasts, stating that "at even 50 years old, I can whore myself like the best of them! and with my book, you can too!"