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                     Reason Why Not to Be - f0k - 12/4/97
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For some fucking reason all these people think Im racist.
THIS IS UNTRUE@%@!$^  I just hate everyone.  h0h0h0h0h0h0
Yeah, pretty pheerible?  In my spare time, Ive decided to
collect reasons why not to be _______  So here goes.

reasons why not to be White.
  1) YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK [need i really say more?]
  2) You cant hold your lik0rz0r
  3) Affirmitive Action
  4) Your pastey white as cant get chickz.
  5) Your chicks have no ass

reasons why not to be black
  1) Your born with a lisp.
  2) Unless you like malt lik0rz, your screwed.
  3) You live in the getto, and getto bitchez dont keep their shit clean.
  4) Nappy hair
  5) There is a greater likely hood you are related to OJ Simpson (though
OJ was a cracker, so who knows)

reasons why not to be hispanic
  1) You want to steal things by nature but your too lazy to get to it.
  2) You live in the same hood as da brudahz, but your penis size is not
that of the average black man's, so you only get the getto rats. (skankz,
crackwhorez, inbred, ect)
  3) You have to drive a beat up chevy or if your 16 and under a low rider
bicycle.
  4) You cant read what Im typing here, so it really doesnt matter.
  5) You have to call your friends 'vato' or be labeled a 'sold out esse'
[who wants that?]

reasons why not to be native american
  1) Fire water makes you do bad things [ie, sell off all your land to the
white man]
  2) Drinking Lysol is not good for you, but its all you can afford.
  3) You have nothing and yet your tribal elders own casinos [atleast your
getting screwed by your own kind]
  4) Wigwoms get cold at night.
  5) Glass beads just dont fetch the same price as they did in the 1700
and 1800's

reasons why not to be a jew
  1) Even your greatest leader Moses thinks your a bunch of whiney bitchez
[i referenced the bible for this one!]
  2) Your bread is unleven.
  3) Matza
  4) Big noses arent aero dynamic
  5) Your chicks are ugly and they get whiney as they age

reasons why not to be catholic
  1) your morons
  2) your popes a fag [honest, he, boy george, and the culture club have
been having mass orgies since the late 80's]
  3) your minesters like to touch little boys
  4) More people have shot at the pope than have shot at Jack Kennedy
[thats not good]
  5) your morons [again]

reasons why not to be canadian
  1) cold water + penis = shinkage.  Its a well known fact
  2) you live in the same country as jwit%(@$!^
  3) Hockey.  You make em, we buy em.
  4) White rappers from canada are doomed from the start [vanilla ice and
snow]
  5) Your chicks are fugly

reasons why not to be gay
  1) you take it up the ass
  2) you take it up the ass
  3) you take it up the ass
  4) you take it up the ass
  5) you take it up the ass

reasons why not to be a woman
  1) all you are is tits and ass
  2) pregnancy
  3) you know your only chance of reaching orgasm is a 2 pack of D cell
batteries and a cheap movie
  4) you suck at math and science [heheh?@!%!#^]
  5) penis envy

reasons why not to be so1o
  1) you take it up the ass
  2) you take it up the ass
  3) you take it up the ass
  4) you take it up the ass
  5) you take it up the ass

...and thus concludes this edition of f0k, the magazine.