_________ ___ _______ \~=._ _.=~/ / _____/ | | \ \ \~=._ _.=~/ \ ~=__=~ / \_____ \ | | / | \ \ ~=__=~ / \_.=~ ~=._/ / \ | |/ | \ \_.=~ ~=._/ _.=~ \ / ~=._ /_______ / |___|\____|__ / .=~ \ / ~=. L------\------/------7 \/ \/ L------\------/------7 \ / \ / \ / http://www.sinnerz.com \ / \/ \/ KILL ALL THE HILLBILLYS Man don't you fucking hate hicks? I cant fucking stand them. They are fucking useless ugly inbred bitchez. They walk around chewing there tabbaco and spit there fucking brown globs everywhere thinking they are like fucking some cool shit or something. I see a fucking chicken neck hillbilly bitch and i just wanna crack em upside the skull with a sledge hammer. They go around with there fuckin ass hugging tight jeans and cowboy boots and shit it makes me wanna PUKE. Sorry but i have to vent and this is the best way right now unless i had a gun to put to the rednecks heads. Ok... lets have a look at your normal everyday redneck fucking chicken neck bone bitch. 1. They are usually really thin and wear tight fucking clothes that makes em look like fucking aneroxic(i cant spell ok bitchez) dead whores. 2. They listen to country music.. this is the lowest form of all music. It is just whining and bitching about losing there dog and there wife getting raped by their son.. blahblah.. the most stupid music there is. Annoying vocals and stupid lyrics... and the hicks seem to love it cuz they can relate being inbred and all. 3. They are inbred. This is pretty much noticeable. Your average rednecks mom is usually also there sister, uncle, cat, pig, and so on. Fucking disgusting. 4. Most chicken neck bitchez like to fuck there farm animals. One time unfortunatly me and some freinds had the unpleasant surprise of dirving to this party that was out in the country... and when we looked to the side of the road there was this fucking fat ass hillbilly banging away at his cow. It was disgusting. 5. They don't have a fucking clue how to talk. They think Hello is yellow.. they think teeth is teef (sometimes it just sounds like this cuz there teeth are all rotted that they no longer have the front ones and it is pronounced wrong) and they put a fucking S on the end of everything. EX. Yalls gots to bes headings backs to geets me somes of thats beefs jerky... 6. THEY MOTHERFUCKING SMELL LIKE SHIT!!! They are the fucking dirty motherfuckers i have ever seen. Its like YO CHICKEN NECK TAKE A SHOWER U FUCKIN STINK! 7. You ask them something simple and they sit there and give u the stupidest looks... they fuckin just have this gimp ass look on there face. Try asking a hick sometime what perpendicular means... simple question.. they will be like "duhhh... umm.. duhhh" and if you dont tell them this could go on for a long time.. i seen one sit there and drool for 45 mins and shit.. 8. THEY dont get when you are making fun of them. Make fun of a hick and they just laugh also. Its like STUPID FUCK IM MAKING FUN OF URE REDNECK ASS and they just laugh. Anyways thats your normal hillbilly right there. 99.9 % of the time they are like that.. if they aren't like that then most likely they arent full blooded rednecks. Are you looking for hillbilly hate music? heres your fucking coolest band to check out if you hate rednecks... Insane Clown Posse - They have a song dedicated to choppin rednecks. They fucking just rule!... quote from there song Chicken Hunting: "... i seen a chicken boy fucking his sheep i said mr mr what the fuck you trying to do ? barrels to your mouth bullets to your head the back of your necks all over the shed..." It is some cool shit. Anyways that is all i have to say for now... happy chicken hunting... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fucking Hostile.. just another one of them sinnerz bastards DO SIN http://www.sinnerz.com Wanna bitch at me redneck? fh@sinnerz.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------