I, Algorithm Cracker is now the official president of your University.
And i name this University "University of How to Hack and Crack"

After your 4th year here you will learn how to own an UNIX or NT box
in less than 5 minutes! Or money back.

I am also the official Y2K savior of this
this University.

Greetings: Kristen, smart, intelligent, beautiful inside and out.