Just For Kids

Have A Laugh

Here Are Some Jokes You Can Tell Your Fellow Patients When You Are Visiting

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle the way to call the nurse?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce see your tongue!

What do you call a sick alligator?
An illigator!

Where do you send a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur Mometer is broken.

How did the sick kids get to the hospital?
They flu!

What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
One is hard to get up and the other is hard to get down.