First off, to the sysadmin of this site:
I hope you secure your fortune 500
customers site's better then you do your own.
If not, they won't be in the fortune 500 for
long!!!

AntiChrist, we're glad to see your
getting on with your life, or at least
that's how it appears from your
recent defacements.

Anyway, we have a joke for you:

[Johnny is sitting in Mrs. Prussy class one day]

Johnny :- "Teacher, Teacher, I gotta take a piss!!!"

Teacher :- "Now Johnny, it's not nice to swear. The proper word is urinate, and you can't use the rest room, until you can use the word urinate in a sentence."

Johnny [after deep thought & switching from foot to foot] :- "I know, I know!!! Teacher, teacher, urinate, but with some tit's you'd be a ten!"