is PROUD to present...

| Where the admins fear us, the women suck us, and the goats just run away. |
The WHW will be the coolest fucking wrestling promotion on the planet!@%!
k.. here we go:
all matches will be netcasted LIVE and for FREE.
all merchandise will be normal prices.
all wrestlers will be given steriods so they dont have to do it behind our backs.
all ineternet news werestling sites will have nothing to report on because we will SUE!
all wrestlers must know 3 operating systems.
all wrestlers have to know what F.U.C.K. stands for.
JP will have a 6 year contract right away and will become an instant jobber.
beerbottle of HFD will be hired for ring announcer.
keyboards and handsets will be in the ring for use in all matches.
Jericho will be our Rob Ryder, just a lot thinner.. and a hell of a lot smarter.
offical sponcers: Budwiser, Sky Vodka, Chivis scotch, and Icehouse.